I'm a fucking unicorn, bitch.
To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way
just reminding everyone i have an ask box
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR
ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later