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I'm a fucking unicorn, bitch.

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

kylieandkendall-klasss:

can’t wait for this!

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

thatfunnyblog:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

thatfunnyblog:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later